KNOCK, KNOCK....WHO'S THERE??

HUMOROUS JOKES passed on by Mum

1. Why did Billy take a ruler to bed? Answer: He wanted to see how long he slept.
2. Why doesn’t a dalmation take a bath? Answer: He did not want to be spotless.
3. Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? Answer: Because he didn’t know no body.
4. Where does a bee sit? Answer: Behind.
5. Why did the catsup blush? Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
6. Why does the hummingbird hum? Answer: Because he did not know the words.
7. What is blue, gray and bit? Answer: An elephant holding its breath.
8. What is black and white and red all over? Answer: An embarassed zebra.
9. How many petals does a rose have? Answer: Rows and rows.

More Jokes from Antoinette Renouf
Why did the computer go to the hospital? Answer: He had a virus.
My dog is so smart he can answer all my questions. First I asked him, “What is on top of my roof?” He answered, “Woof.” Next I asked him, “ What is on the outside of a tree? He answered, “Bark.” Lastly I asked him, “What does air look like?” He said nothing.
Knock, Knock. Whose there? Amos who? A mosquito almost bit me.